1 00:00:03,020 --> 00:00:04,020 Hey, fay. 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:07,520 I had my cholesterol Checked at the supermarket This mornin'. 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,560 Look at that. Is that good? 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,490 325? 5 00:00:11,490 --> 00:00:13,030 Yeah, it's A little high, huh? 6 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:15,530 Well, uh, just to give you A frame of reference, roy, 7 00:00:15,530 --> 00:00:18,040 A small can Of bacon grease is 350. 8 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,200 So what should I do? 9 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,310 Well, you might start By cutting out butter. 10 00:00:24,310 --> 00:00:26,810 Just on my food Or in between meals, too? 11 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:31,480 Just do what you can, roy. 12 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:36,750 [seagulls cawing] 13 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:42,090 Announcing the arrival Of sandpiper air flight 26 From boston. 14 00:01:44,390 --> 00:01:46,390 Hey, how'd The flight go, brian? 15 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:47,890 Fine, fine. Hey, listen, I got a great idea. 16 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,390 When the guys come over This weekend To watch the game, 17 00:01:50,390 --> 00:01:52,900 Why don't we do What the islanders do In the caribbean, huh? 18 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:57,330 Where are we gonna find Bare-chested native girls In massachusetts? 19 00:01:57,330 --> 00:02:00,270 Actually, I know where, But that's not The part I meant. 20 00:02:00,270 --> 00:02:01,770 Here's what we're gonna do. 21 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:03,270 Since it's too cold For the beach, 22 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:05,780 We'll just pull up A couple of floorboards In the living room, 23 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:09,550 Line the hall With palm fronds, And roast a wild boar. 24 00:02:09,550 --> 00:02:11,610 How about cold cuts And potato salad? 25 00:02:11,610 --> 00:02:14,380 Ok, but it sounds like A lot of trouble. 26 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:15,890 (roy) Hey, guys, guys. 27 00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:17,890 Are you talkin' about food For the boston college Providence game? 28 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:18,890 (brian) Yeah. 29 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,390 Here's a little Party-planning tip 30 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,860 That has served me well Over the years. 31 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:26,400 If it's green, it's trouble. If it's fried, get double. 32 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:31,800 Oh, hey, uh, brian. Brian, guess what? 33 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,300 Merriweather called. 34 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,300 There's a good chance He's gonna be here For the game. 35 00:02:35,300 --> 00:02:37,810 Oh, phil merriweather. Oh, I haven't seen him Since your frat days. 36 00:02:37,810 --> 00:02:39,740 Yeah, me neither. Ah, sure hope He can make it. 37 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:42,350 [laughing] Oh, the times we had Back at boston college. 38 00:02:42,350 --> 00:02:45,050 I wonder if he can Still do that weird thing With his eye. 39 00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:47,050 I have no idea What that means, 40 00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:48,550 But I like the sound of it. 41 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,250 Ooh, hi, baby. 42 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,490 Mmm, hi, helen. 43 00:02:53,490 --> 00:02:54,990 Oh, jeez, get a room. 44 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:58,430 Helen. Yeah. 45 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,430 I got to talk to you About something. 46 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,930 Could I see you In my office for a minute? Sure. 47 00:03:03,430 --> 00:03:04,430 Hey, hey, hey. 48 00:03:04,930 --> 00:03:07,370 [whooping] I think I found A secret spot. 49 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,670 I have a secret spot. 50 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,350 Let's keep it that way. 51 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,790 Helen, a situation Has developed that 52 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:27,860 I believe you and I Need to deal with Right away. 53 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:29,360 What's that? 54 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:30,360 This. 55 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:35,160 [gasps] 56 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,600 Just ignore me. I'll get my pen From joe's desk, 57 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,100 And I'll be out of your way. 58 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:42,110 Uh, that's ok, fay. There's nothing goin' on. 59 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:44,610 Then maybe You're not doing it right. 60 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:50,780 Well, that was a nice, Little pick-me-up, 61 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,280 But I gotta get Back to work. 62 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,280 Oh, helen. Yes. 63 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,450 I--I actually did ask you In here for a reason. 64 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:56,450 Yes? 65 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,920 You don't remember, Do you? 66 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:00,420 Well, I don't know What you're talkin' about, So I guess, no. 67 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,330 You know, last night? 68 00:04:02,330 --> 00:04:03,990 Um? 69 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:07,760 I was taking my car in To be serviced, And you were gonna... 70 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,270 Pick you up. 71 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,100 Joe, I'm so sorry, I forgot. 72 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,100 Um, I--I was giving My cello lesson, It ran late. 73 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,110 I got to talking To billy's mother-- 74 00:04:17,110 --> 00:04:18,610 Hey, it's-- It's no big deal, really. 75 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:20,110 It's nothin' at all. I--I just waited 76 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:21,610 On that corner For half an hour. 77 00:04:21,610 --> 00:04:25,250 And it only rained really hard For about 15 minutes. 78 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,250 Joe, I feel really terrible. 79 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,820 No, please, don't. Fred scoggins drove by. He gave me a lift home. 80 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:31,620 Oh. We had a nice, Little chat. 81 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:33,560 We sat in the driveway talkin' About his hip replacement 82 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,060 For 46 minutes and 11 seconds. 83 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,300 But it went by quick. 84 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,300 I don't know What else to say. 85 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,630 I--I'm sorry. 86 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,930 You--you don't have to Say anything. 87 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:45,200 It's no big deal. Ok. Good. 88 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:48,370 It's just that When you're dating someone, 89 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:51,140 You kind of hope They'll be there for you When you need 'em. 90 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:53,140 I mean, That's what it's all about. 91 00:04:53,140 --> 00:04:55,310 So I'm told. 92 00:04:55,310 --> 00:04:56,810 You done making me Feel guilty? 93 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:57,980 (joe) Yes. Are you sure? 94 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:00,750 [stammering] Yes. 95 00:05:00,750 --> 00:05:03,250 Great. I gotta go. I gotta give a lesson. 96 00:05:06,260 --> 00:05:07,260 [laughing] 97 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:10,260 [whooping] I know this is The worst possible time 98 00:05:10,260 --> 00:05:11,760 To bring this up to you, 99 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,260 But my dentist says I have to have Those wisdom teeth pulled, 100 00:05:14,260 --> 00:05:15,770 And he wants to do it On friday. 101 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:18,270 And I kind of need Someone to pick me up From the dentist 102 00:05:18,270 --> 00:05:20,070 And take care of me. 103 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,570 No problem. I know just the guy. 104 00:05:22,570 --> 00:05:26,080 He's responsible, He's available and, uh, 105 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,410 Word is he's kind of Sweet on you. 106 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:29,710 Thanks, joe. 107 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:31,310 Me? I was talking About fred scoggins. 108 00:05:31,610 --> 00:05:32,620 I know. 109 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,620 Why do you think He needed that hip replaced? 110 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,060 [people chattering] 111 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:54,070 Can I help you? 112 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:56,570 Yes, I have a reservation For your flight 7 to hyannis. 113 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,370 The name is tupperman. 114 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,080 Ma'am? 115 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,180 Oh, yes, of course. Can I have Your ticket, please? 116 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:11,190 I can't believe this. 117 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:12,690 Neither can I. 118 00:06:14,190 --> 00:06:17,190 My ticket was in here This-- oh, here it is. 119 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,000 Uh, do you have Any baggage to check? 120 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,500 [stutters] 121 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,470 No. Are you all right? 122 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,970 Fine. Uh, a-a-and you? 123 00:06:31,970 --> 00:06:32,980 Fine. 124 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,480 Well, uh, we'll be calling The flight shortly, 125 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,980 And here's your boarding pass, Mr. Toupeeman. 126 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:44,150 Tupperman. Tupperman. 127 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:47,660 You probably thought I said toupeeman, But I didn't. 128 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:50,160 Uh, it--it doesn't show At all. 129 00:06:52,660 --> 00:06:54,160 [laughing] 130 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,180 Fay, how am I gonna tell Which-- 131 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:08,180 Whoa! 132 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:12,320 [snickering] 133 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:14,320 Hey, roy, check this out. 134 00:07:15,650 --> 00:07:17,050 Hey, joe, Can I make you a burger? 135 00:07:17,390 --> 00:07:19,190 No. Hey, does helen know You're doing this? 136 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:20,190 No. Are you kiddin'? 137 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,190 [sizzling] 138 00:07:21,690 --> 00:07:22,690 Oh, brian! 139 00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:24,190 [imitating grill sizzling] 140 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,200 Joe, this side of the grill Is not on. 141 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,700 Let's see, I got you with that one, 142 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,200 What is it now, 8,000, 9,000 times. 143 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,270 Yeah, one of these days You're really gonna burn Yourself, 144 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:34,770 And I'm not gonna care. Yeah, that'll teach me. 145 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:38,270 So, uh, what's up? 146 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:41,280 Well, uh, We have a 4:30 flight On saturday night. 147 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:43,110 Uh, what time are the guys Comin' over for the game? 148 00:07:43,110 --> 00:07:45,110 What, you kiddin' me? The game is friday Not saturday. 149 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:47,120 No, you mean saturday. No, it's fri-- roy, roy. 150 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:48,550 When's The b.C. Providence game? 151 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:50,550 Friday night, your place. Be there or be stupid. 152 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:52,060 Lowell, you can be both. 153 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,320 They can't play on friday. 154 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:56,330 Helen's havin' Her wisdom teeth Pulled friday. 155 00:07:56,330 --> 00:07:57,830 Oh, well, they probably Didn't know that 156 00:07:57,830 --> 00:07:58,830 When they scheduled The game. 157 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:01,300 I'll make a call. I'll have them change it. 158 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:03,100 What do helen's teeth Have to do with this? 159 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:05,470 I'm taking her home From the dentist And taking care of her. 160 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:07,000 Get out of it. 161 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,510 Hey, when you're in A relationship, 162 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,010 It's the kind of thing You do once in a while. 163 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:12,610 No, you don't. Paper covers rock, Rock smashes scissors. 164 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:14,640 Guy stuff beats girl stuff. 165 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:16,650 God, it's killing me Not to be able 166 00:08:16,650 --> 00:08:17,650 To see the game With you guys, 167 00:08:17,650 --> 00:08:19,150 But I--I just went through This whole thing 168 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,650 About being there For each other. 169 00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:22,150 Hackett, Here's your wake up call. 170 00:08:22,150 --> 00:08:25,660 That '70s alan alda Male sensitivity crap Is over. 171 00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:27,160 Huh. I can't believe The game is on friday. 172 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:28,660 I thought I checked my calendar. 173 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,660 Well, maybe you had A little trouble 174 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:32,160 Seein' past that ring In your nose. 175 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,460 [roy and brian laughing] 176 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:39,700 Lowell, it was a joke. 177 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,700 Well, if you have To point that out, 178 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:44,870 It obviously wasn't A very good one. 179 00:08:44,870 --> 00:08:46,880 Uh, joe, Not only are you Gonna miss the game, 180 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,380 But what if Phil merriweather Shows up? 181 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,380 You know he's gonna Do the eye thing. 182 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,380 You're not making this Any easier for me, brian. All right, joe. 183 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:55,380 Joe, you do whatever You need to do. 184 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:57,790 But I'm warnin' you 'cause these things Start small, 185 00:08:58,290 --> 00:09:00,290 And they start Gathering speed And after a while 186 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,790 You wake up one day Totally whipped. 187 00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:02,790 [roy chuckling] Listen. 188 00:09:02,790 --> 00:09:05,860 Let me explain this For the relationship-impaired. 189 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:08,360 I am taking care of helen Because I want to Take care of helen. 190 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,870 If you guys insist On razzing me Like a couple of 4th graders, 191 00:09:11,870 --> 00:09:14,370 I'm gonna tell you exactly What I told the guys 192 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:17,870 Back when mary lou hopkins Invited me Into her playhouse. 193 00:09:19,540 --> 00:09:22,550 I've got a girl friend And you don't 194 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:29,590 I hope joe doesn't think He was the first guy In that playhouse. 195 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:44,600 Ok, helen, Why don't you just-- just Lie down right here 196 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:46,100 And get comfortable? 197 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,500 Remember, I'm here if you need me. 198 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:53,080 [mumbling] 199 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:54,580 If that was thank you, You're welcome. 200 00:09:54,580 --> 00:09:57,310 Now I'm gonna go Fill the ice bag. 201 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:03,790 [grunting] 202 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,290 [shrieking] 203 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,570 So, how you doin'? 204 00:10:17,570 --> 00:10:19,500 [mumbling] 205 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,470 What? 206 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:22,070 [mumbling] 207 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,280 A--a pill? I'm sorry I just don't-- 208 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:29,080 [mumbling] 209 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,780 Oh, oh, a pillow. Yeah, sure. Comin' right up. 210 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:37,350 Here you go. 211 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:41,360 [mumbling] 212 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:44,390 Oh, you know, helen, I almost forgot. 213 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:46,400 The dentist said You should drink Plenty of liquids 214 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,900 And gargle every 2 hours With salt water To avoid dry socket. 215 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,900 So, uh, why-- Why don't you do that Before you get settled. 216 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,400 [grunting] 217 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,410 Oh, and as a special Favor to me, 218 00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:57,810 Would you mind saying, 219 00:10:57,810 --> 00:11:00,410 "You've dishonored The corleone family?" 220 00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:06,820 [mumbling] 221 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,250 Harry, honey? 222 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,250 [mumbling] 223 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:11,250 Oh, I think I got that one. 224 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:12,990 [phone ringing] 225 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,890 Hello. (brian) Hello. 226 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,760 Hey, what do you want? I know you're probably Rinsing and swabbing 227 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,760 And having more fun Than any guy has a right to, 228 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,400 But you gotta get Your fanny over here, man. 229 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,900 Brian, We've been through this. 230 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,330 Yeah, but--but the guys Are all asking for you. 231 00:11:23,330 --> 00:11:24,830 This is the best party We've ever had, 232 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,270 And the game hasn't Even started yet. 233 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,000 You're not roasting a pig In the living room, are you? 234 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,510 No, but the night's Still young. 235 00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:31,010 [men cheering] 236 00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:33,010 Hey, what's that? What's that? What's goin' on? 237 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,680 Oh, oh, oh. It's merriweather! 238 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:37,110 Oh, man! He's doing the eye thing. 239 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:39,580 He came through the door Doing the eye thing. 240 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:40,580 Really? 241 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:41,720 Ah! Both eyes! 242 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,390 He's done it with both eyes. He's accomplished a double. 243 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,890 No! No! Grown men are weeping. 244 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:47,960 The crowd is going wild. 245 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:48,960 [men cheering] 246 00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:50,790 Joe, joe, You gotta come by, You got to-- 247 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:51,660 [exclaiming] 248 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,660 You gotta see it. Joe? Joe? 249 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,160 Both eyes? 250 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:04,270 Listen. Brian, I got a plan. 251 00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:05,470 Helen is pretty out of it. 252 00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:08,480 So when she goes to sleep, I can sneak over there, See the game, 253 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:09,950 Watch merriweather Do the double, 254 00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:11,910 Then I'll come back here. She'll never know I was gone. 255 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:14,920 Ah, a relationship built Firmly on trust and honesty. 256 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,650 How I envy you. 257 00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:17,650 I gotta go. 258 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:22,160 Ah, helen. You look beat. 259 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,660 Here, why don't you just Lie down here? 260 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,660 I'll plump up your pillows, 261 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:29,170 And you can drift off Into dreamland. 262 00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:32,230 [mumbling] 263 00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:33,740 Ugly? No, you're not ugly. 264 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,240 The swelling will Go down soon. 265 00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:37,240 [mumbling] 266 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,880 [mumbling] 267 00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:44,350 [mumbling] 268 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,350 Oh, oh, hungry. 269 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,350 Oh, you don't want To eat now. 270 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,850 You're way too tired To eat. 271 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,850 Uh-uh. 272 00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:54,360 Uh, ok, well, I-- I went to the store And picked up some baby food, 273 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,360 So you won't have to chew. 274 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,460 How about some nice, Strained carrots? 275 00:12:58,390 --> 00:13:00,200 Ok, how about Some strained beef? 276 00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,430 Mmm. 277 00:13:01,430 --> 00:13:02,930 Strained peas? 278 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,100 Strained relationship? 279 00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,100 Uh, no-nothing, Nothing. 280 00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:11,870 Oh, well, hey, look. It's time for a pain pill. 281 00:13:15,410 --> 00:13:17,910 Um, look at this. This is an interesting Side effect. 282 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:19,920 These can make you drowsy. 283 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,220 Ah, helen, You're dribbling. 284 00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:39,470 [floorboard creaking] 285 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,470 [groaning] 286 00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:41,970 [sighing] Damn! 287 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:43,970 Right here. What is it? 288 00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:46,510 [mumbling] 289 00:13:52,010 --> 00:13:53,020 Sure. 290 00:13:57,020 --> 00:13:59,020 December issue, right? Mmm. 291 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,020 I'm getting Pretty good at this. 292 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:02,530 And now, if I read to you, 293 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,530 Will you go to sleep Like a good girl? 294 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:05,530 Mmm-hmm. 295 00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,030 Whoa, would you look At these ads? 296 00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:11,530 Hair cream, body cream, Hand cream, eye cream. 297 00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:14,040 One good hug And you'd squirt Right through the ceiling. 298 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:16,540 [laughing] 299 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:21,410 Ok. 300 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,910 "What women want in men? 301 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,410 "Research shows That the number 1 quality 302 00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:28,420 "Women admire in men Is selflessness. 303 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,420 [mumbling] 304 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:32,920 "Often referred To as the galahad syndrome, 305 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,420 "A woman feels most loved 306 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:37,930 When a man puts aside His own petty desires To come to her aid." 307 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:44,430 [stuttering] Look, helen, I... 308 00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:45,940 [snoring] 309 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,440 The end. 310 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,490 [floorboard creaking] 311 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,490 [floorboard creaking] 312 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,500 [floorboard creaking] 313 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,270 [thudding] 314 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,450 [men cheering] 315 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:38,890 [commentator chattering] 316 00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:43,390 Now over to abel. Abel drives the lane, 317 00:15:43,390 --> 00:15:45,390 Blows the lay-up, But it's tipped in by hinton. 318 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:46,730 [all cheering] 319 00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:48,730 Boston college on An 8 to nothing run. 320 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,230 It's a time out, providence. We'll be right back. 321 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:53,240 Time out. 322 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,240 Oh, oh, guys, guys, There's brewskis In the fridge. 323 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,740 Go, go help yourselves. 324 00:15:57,740 --> 00:16:00,210 Lowell, I thought That you were going To bring the dessert. 325 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,010 I did. It's right there. 326 00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:03,380 Dolba. 327 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,920 Dolba? 328 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,420 I know, I know. 329 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:11,320 You don't expect to see it Unless it's A norwegian holiday. 330 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,120 Lowell, that just looks Like a big wad of dough. 331 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:15,860 Now think about it, roy, 332 00:16:15,860 --> 00:16:18,360 I couldn't very well Put the sardines And rock candy 333 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,360 On the outside now, Could I? 334 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:23,900 [all cheering] 335 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,400 Hey, I knew you'd make it, You big lug. 336 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:26,900 Hey, was there Any doubt? 337 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,400 So where is he? Where's merriweather? 338 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,910 Ah, he's over there Entertainin' the troops. 339 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,410 He's-- he's killin' 'em With the eye thing. 340 00:16:31,410 --> 00:16:34,080 Oh, hey, merriweather, Merriweather, how you doin'? 341 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,540 Hey, can you do the-- 342 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,050 [all exclaiming] 343 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,550 The double. 344 00:16:39,550 --> 00:16:41,050 I wasn't ready For the double. 345 00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:43,550 I'll-- I'll talk To you later. 346 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,550 Hasn't his technique matured? 347 00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:47,060 Oh, yeah, There's a complexity That wasn't there 348 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,830 During his school days. Yeah, I have to agree. 349 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:51,960 So how's helen? Uh, she's fine. 350 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960 Is there much swelling? 351 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,030 Uh, a fair amount, But that's to be expected. 352 00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:56,270 Is she in much pain? 353 00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,600 Some, but she's got, uh, Dravidan for that. 354 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,700 Dravidan? They gave her dravidan. That's pretty strong stuff. 355 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,940 Yeah, They gave me that once. I got a real buzz. 356 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,440 I was lucky my wife was With me when I took it. 357 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,540 Why do you say that? 358 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:09,550 Saved my life. 359 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,550 About 3:00 in the morning She found me perched On top of the staircase. 360 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:12,980 I, honest to god, I thought I could fly. 361 00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:13,880 [man whistling] 362 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,150 [all laughing] 363 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,280 Gotta run. 364 00:17:16,290 --> 00:17:17,790 Leaving so soon? Why? 365 00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,790 Yeah, well, I just really came To see merriweather, anyway. 366 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,290 Oh, come on. What're you doin'? Where is that chucklehead? 367 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,290 [all exclaiming] 368 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:25,800 You got to warn me Before you do that. 369 00:17:25,790 --> 00:17:27,630 It's good to see you again. (brian) Come on, guys. 370 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,130 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 371 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,130 [all exclaiming] 372 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,640 [male commentator chattering] 373 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,140 [floorboard creaking] 374 00:17:58,890 --> 00:18:00,400 [phone ringing] 375 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,530 [groaning] 376 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:04,430 I'm here, I'm here. I haven't gone anywhere. 377 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,730 Hello. Joe, did you see that play? 378 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,600 I just got here. 379 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,970 Well, turn on the t.V., man. They're gonna do the replay. It's unbelievable. 380 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,850 Helen! Helen! Wake up. Where's your t.V. Set? 381 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,790 [mumbling] 382 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:30,290 In the shop? In the shop? 383 00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:32,290 Why didn't you tell me? 384 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,800 In the shop. 385 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,700 [men cheering] 386 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,710 (male commentator) ...By turner. Good! 387 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:47,210 [knock on door] Boston college now up by 2. 388 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,180 Come on! The guy's on steroids. 389 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,580 Pituitary case. 390 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,080 Oh, great, joe. You brought a centerpiece. 391 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,090 [shushing] 392 00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,020 You'll wake her up. I'm going to put her down In the bedroom. 393 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,890 [commentator chattering On t.V.] 394 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,390 [door closing] 395 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:03,390 What's she doing here? 396 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,060 [all chattering] 397 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,060 He takes her everywhere. 398 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,130 I told him to get A wallet photo. 399 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:09,630 (joe) What's goin' on? 400 00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:11,130 (roy) B.C. Is up by 2. 401 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,640 Oh, great. How much time is left? 402 00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:13,870 About 5 minutes. 403 00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:14,870 Great. 404 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:16,940 Where's merriweather? 405 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:19,940 He left. He had a splitting headache. 406 00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:22,610 I think we may have asked Too much of him. 407 00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,110 [all cheering] 408 00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:25,550 [man whooping] Hey, hey, hey. Guys, guys! 409 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,050 [shushing] 410 00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:30,020 Guys, keep it down. There's a lady asleep In the next room. 411 00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,450 [all grumbling] 412 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:32,960 [joe shushing] 413 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:43,900 What's the score? 414 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,400 Hey, shh. Lowell, lowell, Keep it down. 415 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,740 You'll wake up helen. 416 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:49,040 Uh, I don't think so, joe. 417 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,010 Why do you say that? 418 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,440 I looked in to check on her, And she wasn't there. 419 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:53,880 She's gone. 420 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,380 Gone? What do you mean gone? 421 00:19:57,380 --> 00:20:00,920 Does he really not Understand the word, Or is he just panicking? 422 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,920 She's gone! Helen is gone! 423 00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,420 Didn't I just say that? 424 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,890 Ok, come on, We got to split up And look for her. 425 00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:08,890 Who goes where? Uh, I don't-- I don't know. 426 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:09,890 Uh, providence, Take the beaches. 427 00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:11,390 Boston college, Take the neighborhoods. 428 00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:13,900 Come on, let's go. Come on, guys. 429 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,360 Ro-roy, We can't let her Wander around town 430 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,970 In the state she's in. 431 00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,470 Hackett, this is an island. 432 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,940 She'll come to When she hits the water. 433 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:32,210 Well, it took us A while, 434 00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:34,720 But we finally Found her asleep On the neighbor's porch. 435 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:37,720 Yeah, she was curled up With their irish setter. 436 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,730 I love dogs. 437 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,230 I used to have a dachshund 438 00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,730 I let sleep At the foot of my bed. 439 00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:50,230 He never liked my 2nd husband, George, very much. 440 00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,230 Of course, I didn't either. 441 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:56,070 Yes, so, anyway, I packed her in the car, 442 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,570 Drove her home, And put her right in bed. 443 00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,070 So far, so good. 444 00:20:59,070 --> 00:21:01,580 She doesn't seem to remember A thing about last night. 445 00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,240 I think I'm home free. 446 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,250 Joe hackett. 447 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,750 I need to talk to you. 448 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:12,250 I know what you did Last night. 449 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,160 Hmm, you better stand up And take your medicine. 450 00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,530 Uh, I suggest dravidan. 451 00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:22,000 Helen, listen, About last night-- Don't say a word. Sit. 452 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,870 What you did last night 453 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:29,740 Was the sweetest thing Anybody's ever done for me. 454 00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:31,670 Excuse me? I read the paper This morning. 455 00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:34,580 You missed The boston college Providence game 456 00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,450 To play nursemaid to me. 457 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,280 Oh. 458 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,880 Well, you know, What we talked about In my office. 459 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,380 When you're involved With someone, 460 00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:45,220 You, uh, have to be there When the other person Needs you. 461 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,920 Yeah, but how many other guys Would have done what you did? 462 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,430 [chuckling] Oh, not many. 463 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,600 Thank you. 464 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,100 [groaning] 465 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:01,870 [sighing] 466 00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:05,370 [stammering] God, I finally get A relationship started 467 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:06,880 And--and look at me. 468 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,880 I've already lied to her, Snuck around Behind her back, 469 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,880 Gotten away with it, And now she's thanked me For it. 470 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,980 Feels kind of great, Doesn't it? 471 00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:18,420 Yeah.